Saturday, December 22, 2007

We are out of the airport and on to "better" things!


Well, thankfully our friends finally arrived! Delta told them that our flight came in three hours later and they thought they were getting there an hour early. We left the airport and headed over to Edelweiss, a US government resort over in southern Germany, boardering Switzerland and Austria. We were so amazed at all the sights. It was like being in one continuous postcard. We got up about 8:00 this morning (which keep in mind is actually 1:00 a.m. Florida time.) We all drug ourselves over to the ski resort. It was absolutely breathtaking! And then the fun began. Now, none of us have ever skied. I knew that Jason would be fine, because of his natural athelitic ability. I knew the girls would be fine, because children always catch on fast. But, me....that is another story. You see, when God handed out coordination, I must have been overlooked!!! Our friends insisted that they could teach even me. Well, I put the skis on took two steps and fell. This nice little five year old German girl tried to help me. In her sweet German accent, she came up to me and said, "Maam, all you have to do is make a pizza." I think she wanted me to make a slice of pizza with me skis. I tried. I fell again. Jason and Alice got on either side of me and helped me to the ski lift. Mike insisted that there were no bunny slopes and that we would be fine going down the "blue" slope. IT WAS BAD!!! I fell getting off the ski lift causing them to shut it down. I would try to step my way along - only to fall again and again and again. I finally decided to walk down the slope after sliding on my behind didn't work. So, my friend Alice skied along with me while I walked in those torturous boots. At one point, she told me just to sit on the front of her skis and she would ski us down. That worked great, until we realized she couldn't steer or turn with me sitting on the front of her skis. (I guess it is just not the same as sitting someone on the handlebars of your bicycle.) Well, we finally figured out that I could sit on my skis and slide down that way. Again, that worked great except for the fact that I could not steer. I just went wherever the skies carried me. Finally, after about an hour, we made it to the bottom. I was utterly exhausted. Everyone was being so kind. No one in our group laughed at me. They all felt too sorry for me.

At this point, our friend Mike realizes that there is a bunny slope. Oh, now we find that out!!! So, here we go. Let me just tell you, when I fell just trying to grab the rope that pulls you up, I should have known just to quit. But, no!!! I am going to do this. Well, no one told me what to do when you get to the top of the big scary bunny slope!! When I got up there, I could not get out of the way fast enough. Again, I fell! Only this time, I caused a major pile up! Anna was right behind me, followed by Jason and several children. I was trying as hard as I could to get out of the way, but that rope just kept moving faster and faster. Needless to say, Anna, Jason and about three children "piled up" before I finally got out of the way. At that point, I had had it.

I told the group, "Go have fun! You have just wasted three hours with me and you have all been so sweet about it." I sent them on their way, and I went back and happily turned in my ski equipment. I rented a sled for tomorrow and that is what I am going to do! Just have fun sledding down the little hills. (Although, you still need to keep me in your prayers. If there is a way to fall sledding, I will probably find it!!!)

While I was turning in my ski equipment, Alice and Mike skied with Jason and the girls. Just as I imagined, within 30 minutes Jason and Lily were skiing down the slopes like pros! Anna did good too, but I think she was a little distracted by her concern for her mother. She said that tomorrow she just wants to sled with me!

I met them back at the slopes and it was time to go. We all piled in the ski lift to go back down. They were all bragging about how well Jason and the girls did. I looked at them and said, "Well, I can do Calculus." The lift fell silent and no one said another word.

That is all for now. Stay tuned for tomorrows adventure! We will have pictures of these great events in a couple of days.

We love you all. We will miss being in church with you tomorrow. - The Adams

P.S. Gordon - about that church wide family ski trip. You can keep on planning it. Just mark me down as Connor's babysitter. He and I will have great fun on the sleds!

11 comments:

Esther said...

Thank goodness you made it out of the airport! I was picturing a repeat of "Unaccompanied Minors." Amy, I'm with you on the skiing...put me inside with a cup of hot cocoa!

Kelly D. said...

haha Mrs. Amy, i'd love to see you ski. =] i'm sure it was interesting. are y'all going to be back home on the 30th? some of us slapout kids thought it'd be cool to come to church in pace considering we're all out of school. tell mrs. alice and mr. mike i said hey and i miss them. and i miss y'all too. soo much. you don't understand. but let me know if y'all will be back because i'd love to see you guys. i love y'all so much and i hope you have an awesome time and a merry christmas.

Sarah Smiley said...

Church-wide ski trip? For real? Please tell me you aren't kidding! That would be so much fun.

Amy, if Dustin skis on snow like he skis on water (or like he rode the Fitzpatrick's horse), he will probably -- should probably -- hang out and babysit with you. : )

I was totally laughing about you shutting down the ski lift. Right on, Sister! That sounds like something I would do.

Now I'm going to go and try to stop humming Edelweis.......

Diane Fitzpatrick said...

Oh my goodness Amy! I laughed until I cried at your blog. Been there, done that and then I got a lesson. Best money ever spent. Every member of my family has shut done a ski lift at some point. I as well caused a pile up on the bunny slope rope lift my first time out. You are so not alone. I can hardly wait till you get back so we can share stories. sledding is great and those boots are soooooooo uncomfortable. We miss you guys so much!!!!!!! Give each other a hug and a kiss from me. Love you and can't wait to hear adventures from day three.

brown said...

You have given me the picture in my mind of how the scenery would look like. I am so jealous! Your ski story is an adventure that I'm sure you will never forget. Good luck with sledding! We have never been sking either, so we look forward to more adventures! Take care and have fun!
The Brown's

The Adams' Family said...

Okay, so now I know that on the church wide ski trip, Esther, Dustin and myself will be inside sipping cocoa. I will make it outside however to enjoy watching the Browns ski for the first time. HA!! Actually, Anna and I have decided that we will try the lessons! Diane has given me a great source of encouragement!!!

My sweet, Kelly D., we will not be home until January 3rd. I would absolutely love too see you guys. There is always MLK weekend!!!

We love you all and can't wait to see you!

The Adams

JDickens said...

I'm with you Amy-Gordon has tried and tried to convince me that there's nothing to skiing--humph! Candy says there are great shops and coffee at these resort places. What do you think?
~Jennifer

The Adams' Family said...

Okay, so for now it is me, Esther, Jennifer, Candy and Dustin who will enjoy the hot chocolate while the others torture themselves with those horrid boots. Sarah, do you think Dustin handle a day of hot chocolate and shopping????

Anonymous said...

Hello from Gatlinburg, TN...Amy, you had the whole family laughing - - especially since our day had been spent up at Ober Gatlinburg (no snow here except for the snow being made on the slopes) with my daughter Marissa, and Jen's husband Josh on the slopes - Marissa for the first time. Josh was patient with her ... although she didn't shut down the lift she did fall every time she got off of it and can barely move today from all of the bruises. Jen took the little guys, Declan and Seth, ice skating (also very humorous since she hasn't gone since high school and then it was not with two little boys clinging to her like monkeys!). After two knee surgeries in the last two years, I stayed off of the slopes and the ice! I will join the "St. Luke Babysitters Club"!!!

The Adams' Family said...

Hello, Debbie.

It looks like this might be more of a "shopping" trip than a skiing trip!

I am glad you guys are having fun in Gatlinburg.

Love you all!

The Adams' Family said...

Hello, Debbie

It looks like our church trip is turning into a "shopping" trip instead of skiing. I am good with that.

Glad you guys are having fun in Gatlinburg.

Love you all!